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The Journey of a Phenomenon can be marked by clear stages.

1. The Grand Vision

An inspiring figure or figureheads introduce an innovative concept pledging a solution for alienated and vulnerable people.

And so it goes. Preparations are underway to storm the compound in Australia. Pressure is mounting. Smoke is rising from within. One individual, vulnerable, shivering, the slogan POSITIVE INTENT displayed prominently in chicken blood, has come staggering through the lines and is removed with discretion for a temporary assignment at Derbyshire.

Do you ever miss the beginning, when the world was still young? The era of early Bazball, of uninhibited aggression.

2. Love-Bombing

Movement founders promise a reboot, hope for a future, support, redemption together with shared faith in the philosophy.

What was this thing back then? Just men on a balcony feeling good. Ink. Forearms. Focus. Elite male wellness energy. Admittedly, England’s players will claim Bazball doesn’t actually exist, ironically because if it doesn’t exist, what was that spectacle?

However, everyone understands what it is. It’s the batsman attempting a move so outrageous it has to be pixelated. It’s the thrill of the captain in ultimate mode, a look that says: thoughtful warrior, beard made of wood, untamed style, truly contemporary you wouldn’t be surprised to look down and see him playing at mid-off shirtless and cradling a wild salmon.

It’s the batsman often seen speaking publicly, resembling a happy little woodland creature smartly dressed, expressing thoughts like we’re breaking down traditions. Indeed, the energy, initially, was entirely positive.

3. The Growth Phase

Growth phase. Cohesion maintained by rote learning of key phrases. These principles can appear contradictory to prove commitment.

Is it just me? The criticism, the fury, the feeling of letdown after the first Ashes Test defeat seems too strong, overdone. The performance was poor in Perth, as they often do in Australia. They were dominated defensively during a brief period as plans unraveled, manipulated by the opponent batting like England but better, adaptive to conditions, a performer excelling with brilliance.

Now there is the attacks, the anger, the view of the sport as a disgrace. The consensus is that defeat must be total, they must be humbled, to be purged, flame-throwered, destroyed via traditional methods of the bowler’s action, the conventional tactics of Scott Boland, out there celebrating successes with a bashful smile as if receiving a pleasant gift. What impact will this have?

4. Hate Bonding

Challenges surface from failures in the plan. However, faults are ignored. It begins to thrive on anger towards critics.

The fact remains, a few days before the next match, we have now reached an intriguing moment in the story of this approach. They might succeed in Brisbane with bold tactics. Alternatively, failure may follow. And if they do lose it appears we really might be entering the decline.

Before that happens, a couple of points to note on the topic. In the past, during the initial excitement, of light and heat, a column appeared calling it a phenomenon. There was outrage, which was helpful as it’s known how to confirm something definitely isn’t a cult is if supporters send hundreds of furiously one-eyed messages denying scrutiny of its truths.

The developments in the last few days is just as interesting. Criticism of the approach is now the trend. We have a uniformly angry internet, critical analysts, pictures of upset followers overseas disappointed by the short match, like a room full of investors demanding recourse.

Conversely, there is the broader context of the host’s complex more culturally hard-wired exasperation towards the unconventional visitors, out there saying, your cherished traditions and have fostered and nurtured as one way of separating yourself from the opposition, well, it’s all a bit of a gag in the end old boy.

Here lies the truth. All movements are similar. The approach was a phenomenon because cricket is a cult. In fact, the team has long been exclusive, a clique, an elite gathering, a restricted environment with two hundred years of tradition and mystery behind it. Historically, this was where influence is guarded. It’s the imperial sport of England, the original sports washers. And notably, the country is a phenomenon, a series of esoteric hierarchies, a monarchy still exists.

The team have been isolated in this system since childhood. In trying to escape from it, to create a less brutal environment, they are mirroring their upbringing, forming a new circle, a closed circle, but now with a new team and a leader encouraging individuality provided you conform.

Focus on the moment. Run towards the danger. But no matter how fast and far you run, things stay similar.

With this mind, it is perhaps the moment to offer compassion for the approach, to appreciate its good points, that are numerous. How to define it? Encouraging expression. Questioning traditions. Batting aggressively|Attacking with